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Oh it saddens me so to see my friends all packing their stuff and moving on to NS. The 6 years we had known each other built such strong bonds that I dare say we treat each other like borthers, well at the very least, I do. Two weeks may seem short, and their confinement period will be over in a blink of an eye. But what really makes me sad is that we cannot go through this together, sharing

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It's half-way done! 5days over and 5days left. It's definitely killer papers so far... General Paper had few common topics and no environment which was devastating for environ muggers. Maths is hard, as usual... I suck at maths but could manage past year papers, this is the ultimate demoraliser. Biology had tonnes of concept-based but out of syllabus examples that asked you to suggest answers.

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Ok 1st of all please don't ever switch restaurants again... very paiseh one that's why I'm a bit erm you know. Well I just don't get it, going out with my secondary school friends always make me damn happy, almost as if I can escape from my current school. Even Eric noticed that I seemed happier when I was back in JJC; could have been due to orientation time but likely not. True that I have made

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Tell me why I really don't like my institution of learning and the roomates who I learn together with? A few exceptions of course. But the general attitude sucks big time. Eric told me how his PRC classmates postpone the flight back to CHINA, yes it's that far away, just to attend Grad Night for HCI. And what of my class? NIL. ZIP. A few can't go due to overseas trips and unforeseen events that

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I laughed, I joked and choke away tearsFor its much darker as I always fearedAs what others may seem to seeIs not what's truly to beThere's just too much as I take them inLeaving them in a place unseenMuch to much for my weary mindOh I try to just get byI try and oh I try, yet I wonder whyThere seems so much withinWanting to come out, trying toTrying toMake a statement in angerAnd painFor not I

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Beep beep, system initialising...Data stream incoming...Receiving transmission:This reporter has been observing this firestorm searing the face of Erath. And from the ashes of this maelstrom will be born a New World Order. Well... at least until the next newest one takes over that is.Reporting live from Erath to Earth.First up we have Moronsia - Budallah is being pressured by Waran to quit his

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Beep beep, went my idiot-sensor. Once again I'm receiving new from Erath! This time it seems that a Moronic Representative(MR) of the Ah Monk Gio GRC decided to dampen the mood of Pingasore's recent, and much exaggerated, sucess at the Molypics. She fired the team manager that was the man behind the victory. Smart move! Not to mention the head coach's future would be "deliberated uppn". What a

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First of all, let me congratulate the team that represented Singapore at the Olympics Table Tennis events which led to the acquisition of a Silver medal. No mean feat, in my opinion, when we are up against table tennis powerhouses China and Korea. This is a national pride, our grand moment. And celebrate it we should: our smart investment plans.All the bickering over how our national players

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Once again, I find myself in another rat race... Of course, it is necessary since Singapore is a meritocratic society, and qualifications count right? No. You're so fucking wrong. The examination system has undergone years, maybe eons, of painstaking finetuning. Yes much painstaking effort indeed. Painful on the part of the students. Why, you might ask. A fine question deserves the short and

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On Erath, the countries regularly hold sporting events, to provide a meatgrinder so representatives from all countries can pound each other into the ground. The most popular, and most followed sporting event would be the Molypics. A tetra-yearly event, all countries participate in order to gain fame, glory, pay athletes, and mostly to waste taxpayers hard earned money.Let us look at the Stardate

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Ok, at long, long, loooong last, series I has ended! Moving onto series II!The Chronicles of Pingasore IIYes, it is finally back after a one, or two years break due to lack of inspiration or rather more of energy. My subspace communicator has been beeping with tonnes of hot juicy news that are, of course, totally unrelated to our current world. Yes I can hear your cynical sniggers already but let

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Wah now I know how the Camp Resilience Warden feels! Two camps in a row lol. Feels damn shiok to be able to study together again at my house, better than JE library seats, with that silly security guard. Haha Pasta Mania dinner was not bad but the next time we should eat cooked food lol, much better that way. I seriously hope that it was enjoyable for all!Best part was everyone was mugging Chem

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Okay, thanks to Jun Yong for this article, laughed like dunno wad. Its a speach by Adrian Tan, a litigation lawyer and author of The Teenage Textbook. It's a bit long but I enjoyed it, hope you do too.By Adrian Tan:I must say thank you to the faculty and staff of the Wee Kim Wee School of Communication and Information for inviting me to give your convocation address. It's a wonderful honour and a

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Yes it has been a while since I've updated this blog... Busy screaming at noobs who cannot listen to instructions in WoW. I dare say it's worst than scolding errant cadets. Well lemme recount some of the events since a 1 year break from this.1. There was CC Com 08 which ended a week before my birthday and I forgot to check my email and do an AAR for it. Clocked close to 100hrs for HQ service, so

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Hello, this is to inform you that my Chronicles of Pingasore Chapter 1 is closed. No no no, do not worry, that is not the end of my highly unsarcastic, uncritical and uncynical posts. WE HAVE CHAPTER 2!!! But wait, I need content, so feel free to drop me a message! For the sarcasm impaired, I have kindly bolded the unsarcastic parts of my highly unsarcastic, uncritical and uncynical blog.

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My Sucking LifeI just don't get it, but why am I always subjected to this kind of shit? When results for 'O's came out, my parents congratulated me for doing well. I did not top the class, but I did improve from a 25 pointer to an 11 pointer. Wow! Feels great huh? Somethings are too good to be true, and they probably are. Now, the two-headed snakes living with me rear their ugly other face. What

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School CarnivalWell, I think the third Love Fiesta was a success. The sheer mass of people that arrived was amazing. I think the J1 and J2 leaders did well at managing the huge crowd. I was attached to the Uncle Ringo Meteorite ride. Super gay ride. Looks like a super-sized clothes spin-dryer. The coupon box was filled up to about 1.5 inches. That's a fair bit considering that people paid with

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You don't get paid to help, you PAY to help...I really don't know if I should be happy or angry. Right now I'm not angry, I'm FUMING. Let's talk about the convert I helped at Vivo. It was fun with all the cheering and stuff. Mass dance was pretty cool, and the different bands that performed really rocked the place. I had a fun time dancing, screaming and cheering with friends and people in JJC

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TodayWell, nothing much to say, except thay JY playing WoW right now so I cant login. I might as well blog. Today, I had a fun time doing homework, because its GP essay! YAY! Ok lar, maybe not so fun, but it's still essay writing nonetheless. I like writing. Or typing for the matter. GP tutor ask for 2 paragraph response to whether the arts is necessary in society. Gonna submit a 800 word essay

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More random stuff...Just wanted to say thank you to og12. The testimonial thingy is gonna stay with me for a long time. It reminds me of what people think of me, and it really helps. One look and it's enough to make me happy for hours. Thanks guys!I'm rich!! Yea tts me, nt some1 else. Cape is +10 luk and sauna robe +15 luck haha. kandayo scrolled myself WA37! =P

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The Times of My LifeThe four years just passed so quickly. As usual, the sands of times simply slipped through your fingers and escape your grasp. I can still remember the day I first stepped into RVHS. Everyone complained that the school looked dilapidated, secretly of course. It wasn't that bad though it was pretty run down. Strangely enough, that campus held some of my fondess memories. I

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The Policeman is Watching PornBecause They Make the Laws (check this out)Sir, you are under arrest for possession of porn, bla bla bla, yak yak yak. You may choose to speak but note that what you say from now forth could and would be used against you in court.Sounds familiar? CSI and what f*** they have out there about the law. So now our big bro the Uncle SAM(stinking assed mother*profanity*)

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New Beginnings...Well, it's goodbye 2006 and hello 2007. I haven't been posting for quite a while... World of Warcraft is very fun you know(or addictive in a sense). Day 1 of school in JJC was, well, boring. Lots of talks and briefings. The norm. On Thursday, the JJC Orientation Camp began. It ended today and I'm blogging while feelings are fresh and memories still bold. I'd like to say that it

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And FINALLY1

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2 freaking days5 papers more

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Well then, let me explain myself. I had a fruitful week studying at JE library with my friends. It really did help, and I'm thankful to have crossed paths with them. To the rest of my friends, I wish you good luck for the upcoming O levels which is three days away from this post. So why am I posting so close to a major exam? Simple. During the self-study at JE library, one of my friends informed

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Hey tomorrow is fucking day. Ooops, its marking day. Today was so fun. Wait let's try that again with idiot speak. xToXdAyx WaXs sOx xfxuxnx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (idiot speak can never be idiotic without tonnes of exclamation marks)HexhEx Aixn'xT XiT funX wiThX aLl thEx IdxioTic XcaPiTalisAxtioXN??????????????????????????????? (same goes for the question marks) Ok its hard but you get the

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Pingasore government decided to host the annual FMI-CMI Meeting 2006. Naming it as Bomb Pingasore 2006, the government decided that being big-mouthed was certainly not enough to draw the attention of terrorists. So in a itchy-backside attempt, they decided to host the FMI-CMI Meeting 2006. So what does the FMI-CMI Meeting talk about? Here are some details to the clueless morons.The FMI-CMIB

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What would you do, if someone gets hold of your phone number and calls you incessently? Here's what I will say, "Hi, you gay shit mother/father fucking asshole, son of a bitch. I will castrate you if you had balls. Fact is that you have none! You're neither male nor female. You think that's insulting, you peebrain? Well let's see you take this shit you pussy. Go donate your brain. It's as good as

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Let me tell you what Roving Vanilla Hip School does. The edict, passed from the Emperor to the Heirophant and finally to the operatives, commands the operatives to herd students and prevent them from eating. The students were hungry, on purpose of course. The Heirophant ordered all levels to have recess at the same time to get maximum number of students in the canteen (I wonder who eats who...).

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Ah, the wondrous custom checkpoints in Pingasore's Shabi Airport. It is well known for its stringent checks. But a thought came to mind. What if the cutom officer on duty is fucked-up and decides to screw your day? Happens, you know. Through asstral[sic] voyage to Pingasore, Erath, I saw this guy getting his backpack searched as the fucker on duty saw a scissors in the shit-ray machine. Guess

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Pingasore has to keep hell-thy relations with her neighbours. It is out of fear. Out of fear that the Pingasore soldiers would storm, conquer, occupy and annihilate these 'friends'. Of course, it would be good to eliminate them, but to show the world that they love animals, they simply cannot.Recently, an incident in a neighbouring country - Cheebyesia, got many Pingasoreans worked-up.

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    Look! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a meteor, it's bird shit, it's a moron who can fly dressed in leotard and knickers. Nope all wrong. That is the missile North-north-western Chlorian are going to test fire. The second version in the dung series, the That's-a-dung! II missile will prove to be shittier than ever. It has a primary ability to be a vector and dispersal  mechanism for the dung

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     Ooook, so its been a darn long time since I updated my blog. But hey, MapleStory is a great way to burn time. Its comparable to how the operatives burn students. So many issues to talk about, but they were all taken care of by Mr Brown and Mr Miyagi (right spelling?).          What's with the football fever? Its like a epidemic. If aliens wants to invade Earth, they would do it during the

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In Pingasore, there is a high percentage of the population with shitting problems. No shit. Their sphincter muscles seem to be unable to release the shit. So they end up shitting through their mouth. Not to forget farting as well. Ain't shitting ya. So Roving Vanilla Hip School cam up with a programme that could help affected students - Supervised Shitting Session. It is session (once a week)

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Have you read Animal Farm before? The sheep reminds me of the students of Roving Vanilla Hip School. Their dumb, brainless, brainless...wait...did I mention brainless? The third echelon operatives hunt them down frequently and kill them. Of course, the operatives don't always do that. They must have enough students walking around aimlessly when 'important guests' decide to visit. They only kill

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The posts have deceptively close date/time stamps as i copied the posts out before changing the skin. i then upload them again to make sure that no cynical post is left out =). have fun-shadowkat

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Annually, students of the lower castes are massed at the BigMacRichman Pond. The mad students are released from the cages to chase the cohort across a distance of 10km. Maby do not make it and die along the way. However, there were a lot of changes this year.Firstly, the promised thirst-quenching and energy giving drink, Lomi, was absent. The Roving Vanilla Hip School's administration claimed

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Okay. So I have not been posting recently. Blame the tests and Maple Story. I was busy training my mage... Here it is, the last few entries squeezed into one.Talk about having the KGB in the Soviet Union. In Pingasore, Roving Vanilla Hip School has its own Third Echelon. Operatives from the Third Echelon suppress the uprising of the students. Let's disect and examine the school's hierachy. At the

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about time for me to post again. spent way too much time at my class blog crapping. and of course, I'M FREE TO SAY WHAT I WANT (meaning strong language). i mean like wtf, how can you ignore them when they are the most apt??? ok back to roving vanilla hip school. All following posts would talk about this school unless otherwise stated in the topic title or post itself.Roving Vanilla Hip School is

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Erath is a world where its residents squabble constantly. Wars are fought to obtain energy sources like peanut oil for instance. The President of Unreal Sympathy of All, John Shrub invaded Iqar using lame excuses that Sadistic Heron, leader of Iqar, is sadistic. So John Shrub, who hate sadistic people, ordered the army to invade Iqar. Of course, the people who are much more skilled in Social

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This is a chronicle of life in Pingasore. It is an island on a planet far far away (as to how far, d = 300 gazillion au = damn far away(those who does not know what au is, it is astronomical unit)). However, they may not be as different as us. In Pingasore, there is a school called Roving Vanilla Hip (yeah right...) School (RVHS sounds damn familiar doesn't it? hmmmm, wonder where I found that

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